ISSUE 30 July 7th 2000
		B E C K H A M S F A M I L Y . . Watch out for Posh Spice’s debut solo single ‘Out Of Your Mind’ which hits the shops next month. It sounds just like a pissed up bar maid from Dagenham singing along to a Madonna CD whilst driving around in her Ford Capri. In short, it’s a crock of shit. She even tries to copy Madonna’s ‘frozen’ look in the video, but ends up looking more like Mortisha from the Adams Family. Will she ever learn? No. but you’ll be able to judge for yourself if she still has all the talent of a bag of dry roasted peanuts when she performs at ‘perverts in the park’ in Hyde park this Sunday. It’s every wanker’s paradise. Everywhere you look there’s pussy! If you don’t like it ‘fresh’ then there’s always the ‘vintage’ stuff in the form of their 'Mothers' It’s even being beamed live via Channel 4, so this year I won’t have to hide in a hedge all week just to get a decent view of the chicks from my ‘love nest.’ Set the video, sit back and let the beauty of television take over. BEN