ISSUE 57 January 19th 2001
		N E V E R F O R E V E R . . Look’s as if the ‘dream world fantasy’ of Britney Spears working with a legendary porn director seems to have bitten the dust. Yep, just like Bambi after she was cruelly mowed down by a run away milk float in 1985, all chances of our beloved Britney being bent double whilst being humped from behind by the entire cast of Black Beauty seem to have completely vanished. Apparently, the director of Britney’s forthcoming video was discovered to be none other than Gregory Hippolyte, the legendary porn director who gave us such porn classics as ‘Honey, I shrunk the Penis’, and ‘Shitty, Shitty Gangbang!’ Let’s just say Britney was running to the hills faster than Red Rum after it was pumped full of liquid speed in 1972. Once Britney’s management had seen what dirty old Hippolyte had planned for the young singer’s new video ‘From the Bottom of My Heart’ they were quick to halt production half way through filming. Suspicions were aroused when they saw Britney being surrounded by a lot of ‘Bottoms’ whilst she was tied naked to a huge revolving heart. BEN