ISSUE 57 January 19th 2001
		I C A N H A N D L E I T . . . . Poor old Robbie Williams was back in the headlines for all the wrong reasons again this week. Good old ‘donkey cock’ was spotted leaving an Alcoholics Anonymous clinic in down town L.A this weekend, as he tried in vain to beat the dreaded curse of the ‘evil booze’. Friends of the star say that this time Robbie seriously wants to live in a world without drink or drugs. (In other words, a bit like Bill Oddie.) Robbie apparently acted like a ‘saint’ throughout his visit, as he generously handed out over five hundred cans of Party 7 that he was desperately trying to get rid of as he started his very own quest for the life of Mother Teresa. Whilst other patients lapped up the free booze and enjoyed a night that closely resembled a Wiltshire beer festival, Robbie decided to quietly leave through the nearest fire exit. However, this is not the first time that Robbie has tried to get his life together. Back in 1998 he booked himself into a Colombian drugs clinic. This was suppose to help the little monkey, but unhappily their ‘Drugs Free Programme’ appeared to be painfully close to the truth, as Robbie was soon enjoying the delights of ‘free drugs’ every fifteen minutes. BEN