ISSUE 54 December 22nd 2000
		Y E E H A . . . Remember Garth Brooks, the overweight ‘country legend’ donkey? Yep, I know he’s in the ‘where are they now?’ file, but it’s a slow news week, and for some reason he’s in the Daily Star, and if it’s good enough for them, it’s good enough for us! Apparently, Garth has a rather strong urge for busty women, and can’t perform unless there’s one in front of him. (I know what he means, I can’t ‘perform’ unless there’s a bird with large hooters kneeling in front of me either) But, this week he’s being sued by a disabled fan who was removed from her front row ‘disability seating’ and replaced by a woman who’s only ‘disability’ were her massive bangers. Well, he’s now in court as the American Disabled group ‘Disabled Have Rights Too’ are ready to sue Brooks for every things he’s got (which judging by recent album sales is about £24.62p). Brooks has already caused up roar in America this week when he announced to the press that the crippled disabled fan’s accusations were false and in short, she ‘doesn’t have a leg to stand on’. BEN