ISSUE 46 October 27th 2000
		W H O S I T G O N N A B E ?. . . One of the Spice Girls is 'up the duff', Yep, I’ve always been known for having my ‘finger firmly placed on the knob of youth’, and this week there has been constant gossiping amongst the band's 'pre pubes' fan base about which Spice girl will be next to ‘drop one’. The Bookies are currently going ‘crazy’, but here’s the latest odds on which one of the ‘singing dogs’ has got a bun in the oven. Scary: Evens. Posh: 2-1. Baby: 3-1. Sporty: 1000-1. But, before you rush out to put your bets on, here’s my guide to which one's most likely to have been playing ‘Where’s Mister Pinky now ?’ Scary: The favourite. In love with Max Beesly. known to love sex! A complete slag, better known as the ‘bicycle of Leeds’. Odds on favourite. Posh: In love with old ‘thick shit’. admitted wanting more kids, but probably so anorexic that she’d worry about having a huge belly for 9 months. Baby: In love again with Jade from Damage. She may look innocent, but she certainly knows how to make sure her beaver gets some ‘damage’ after a couple of stiff ones. Wants kids, but then again, they all do ! Mel C: Rank outsider. Who’d want to sleep with someone who looks like a Rhino in a coal sack? Answer: Fucking no-one ! Also a lezzer....... No chance! BEN