ISSUE 46 October 27th 2000
		N A Z I P I E C E O F W O R K . . Boy George has picked a fight with that nasty piece of work Eminem, (even though he'd have trouble punching his way out of a wet paper bag! ) This week he dared to compare the evil rapper with Hitler and Pol Pot. Old ‘Bum Fingers’ believes that Eminem’s lyrics incite ‘hatred and violence’. The sobbing gay monkey cried: " If Hitler or Pol Pot had made a good dance record, people would of probably gone out and bought that as well, where do we draw the line ? ". (I’ve got a horrible feeling that ‘where do we draw the line? ’ was the exact question surgeons were asking when Boy George went for his ‘sex change’ operation back in 1985). Well Georgie boy, there’s no need to worry ! Despite the fact that he's dead, Hitler did actually release a dance record way back in 1934. It was a huge hit in the under ground clubs of Brussels. The track, tiltled ‘Trains, planes, and Luftwafers’ went straight to the top of charts in Poland, before it was finally banned. Hitler soon became an overnight pop sensation, after a record signing accidentally turned into World War 2. After his six year ‘World Tour’ Hitler retired in leafy Derby, before he returned to the world of 'pop' in the late 80’s posing as Pete Waterman, responsible for Sonia and Rick Astly. Obviously still a Nazi at heart then! BEN