ISSUE 31 July 14th 2000
		P R I N C E S T R U S T . . . P A R T 3 Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, up pops the ‘living dead'. By rights Lionel ‘no hit since ‘86’ Ritchie should never of been there. To be fair, he did sing in tune, but seemed to be completely overwhelmed that for the first time in 20 years, there was actually a crowd in front of him, but if the torrential rain didn’t send the little monkeys running to the hills, then this ‘singing bog eyed freak’ certainly did. And did it get any better ? Oh no! up pops another ‘star’ who’s career is very much in the ‘dead as a dodo category …Yep, Marti ‘crack pipe’ Pellow. What better example to send out to everyone back at home and every 10 year old in the audience, that not only do you get a second chance after Heroin, we're also expected to forgive him for releasing a record as bad as ‘Wishing Well’. How did this ‘crime‘ happen ?. Is Mr Pellow a member of the Prince’s Trust ? Did he have to ab-sail down a cliff with a small child tied to his back just to get the chance to sing on live television again ? We’ll never know. and perhaps it’s just as well. ( Maybe old ‘dog face’ Camilla is a fan !…..Of Marti, not Heroin!….although I wouldn’t rule it out, judging by her haggered old face). Worse was yet to come……………….. The Full Story BEN