ISSUE 26 June 9th 2000
		C Y B E R S E X . . . . It had to happen. In this crazy modern world, full of steam engines, microwaves and Rubic Cubes, there was always something missing. And now, thanks to the wonders of ‘cyber space’ and the world of spotty geeks sat in front of computer screens all day, what was up to a couple of months ago mere ‘fantasy’, has finally become ‘reality’. Yep, today I can finally unveil the Cyber Worlds first pop sensation. Ok, so she looks more like ‘Warren Barton’ than ‘Dolly Parton’, but she’s all there ain’t she lads !. Better still she’s still only 18, and single and a virgin, so even I can relate to her completely. And unlike Laura Croft, you don’t have to stay up half the night trying to chase her through a jungle just to have a look at her tits. Her name is’ T-Babe’ and her first single ‘Peter Pumpkin Eater’ is out at the end of the month. She’ll also be posing for vogue. This chick is my ‘tip for the top’, and once those geeks have sorted out the graphics (her left tit being bigger than her right !) then bingo she’ll be number 1 by chrimbo. Watch this space. BEN.