ISSUE 26 June 9th 2000
		S P A N K . . . . Looks as if Whitney ‘powder nose’ Houston, and top bum spanker George Michael have finally patched up their differences. They release their ‘duet’ single ‘I told you so’ later this month, and as my exclusive picture shows they are closer than ever. But I also think this picture proves just how ‘out of it’ they both are. Whitney looks as if she’s been up all night on hullusugenics and clearly thinks she is cuddling a hairy KD Lang. (which isn’t far from the truth.) Whereas George is obviously out of it, and is probably wondering how the hell John Barnes has managed to keep his figure even though he retired from international football years ago. BEN.