ISSUE 24 May 27th 2000
		B O B B Y B O Y . . . . Bobby ‘any drug will do ‘ Brown has once again ended up behind bars. Bobby has been remanded in custardy until June 19th over allegations that he violated a probation order. This is not the first time old ‘shove the crack…up my crack, they’ll never find it there’ Brown has been left handcuffed to a large cop. In June last year Brown tested positive for cocaine... Officer: "Is this cocaine Mr Brown?’ Brown : "Yes, it is." Officer : "Are you positive? Brown : "Yes, I’m positive it is’." And in 1996 he was arrested after his Porsche careered into a sign. He was found nearly three times over the legal alchol limit for driving. As he was led away from the car he was heard shouting at cops "It’s not fair, it’s not fair……..I still had another bottle of brandy to open before I got to the end of the drive." BEN.