ISSUE 24 May 27th 2000
		P R I N C E . . . . Looks as if Prince is finally going back to being….Prince. This week as he announced: "I will go back to using my name, instead of the symbol I adopted as a means to free myself from all undesirable relationships" he told reporters, explaining that he had adopted the infamous squiggle at a time when he was in ‘warrior mode’ during his legal battle with Warner music over rights to his recordings. However, it appears that old Princey still manages to talk a load of monkey shit what ever his name is. Just listen to this wave of anal bollocks straight from his lovely little arse hole……….. "The price of CDs has rocketed while the quality of music has plummeted. And as long as middle men create the means by which consumers consume, this will never change. Let the baker make the bread." Hello? I take it that you are referring to yourself as the master baker, Mr Prince? Well, let me put it this way. I wouldn't let any baker make my bread if he hadn’t come up with a decent ‘loaf’ since 1986. BEN.