ISSUE 24 May 27th 2000
		D R U G S . . . . Lord, oh lord. Just when we needed a massive advert for drugs that will appeal to the under twelves, up pops good old Mikey Graham from those sugary ‘Irish Panel Beaters’ Boyzone. This week the ugly potato head mouthed off that he has indeed sampled some of the finest dope money can buy. I’ve always wondered why this bog eyed freak looked so out of sorts in Boyzone publicity shots. Well, now we all know why. Now, I’m not in this profession to start making up wild accusations, but judging by his pale complexion and ‘out of it’ dancing on Top of the Pops, I wouldn’t be too surprised if in a couple of months it all comes out in the wash that Mickey is also one of Ireland's biggest heroin addicts. Like I say, I base my information on the facts. However, yesterday Mickey tried to quickly back peddle, (like an E’d up 6 year old on a bicycle) and tried in vain to put out the flames of his massive ‘Drugs Bonfire’. He told us : "The only thing I’ve ever done is smoke a joint, but it’s no way of life, it’s just something I do once in a while for a giggle." Read between the lines readers. He loves smack and crack pipes. Just take my word for it. BEN.