ISSUE 59 February 2nd 2001
		B E A T T H A T . . . This week a list of rock’s top earners was published. And for those of you who’ve just finished a night shift at KFC, you’ll be feeling pretty sick once you realise that Phil ‘no hit since 91’ Collins made a massive £6 million last year when all he did was roll around on a yacht with a Portuguese prostitute. Here it is in all its glory: 1) The Beatles –£55 million 2) U2 – £50 million 3) Sir Elton John-£35 million 4) Rolling Stones-£27.5 million 5) David Bowie-£20 million 6) Sade-£10 million 7) Tom Jones-£5 million 8) Phil Collins-£6 million 9) Spice Girls-£5 million 10) Chesney Hawks-£5.70p BEN.