ISSUE 51 December 1st 2000
		L O O K I N G G O O D . . . One question has been firmly on my mind all week ....Where are they now? The first time I asked that soul-searching question was when I returned home from work to find that my wife and children had left me. The second time was when I tried to cheer myself up by playing a Kajagoogoo record! As I sat there with my head in my hands in front of the gas fire, I wondered what ever happened to their lead singer Limahl? He used to be my idol! Even to this day, I still have his trademark mullet hair cut. (Yep, I look a prize twat !) Maybe that's why my wife left me? Well, last night I decided to track my hero down, he wasn’t difficult to find because he still looked exactly the same, I asked him quite bluntly where it had all gone wrong. "Well, after the success of ‘Too Shy’ I was kicked out of the band because they didn’t like the fact that I was sharing a flat with the infamous gay DJ, Paul Gambacini. I mean, guys share apartments all over the world and it doesn’t mean that they are lovers". I then asked Limahl if they had indeed been lovers: "Yes, we were" was his instant reply. Limahl went on to tell me that he had already spent the majority of the money he made from Kajagoogoo, but said he didn’t want to get in to figures. (But judging by his white socks, and Derby County baseball cap, I’d say it’s somewhere between 10-15 quid). After that he refused to admit his career was over. I quickly said ‘goodbye’ to him as he served the next person in the queue at Qwik Save. BEN.