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 T A K E T H A T . . . . .  Well, at long last Robbie William’s new album hit the shops last Monday. Yep, by now every hair dresser in town will be singing along to everyone of his classic ‘pop anthems’ without realising they sound almost exactly like every other track on his last two albums.One person who won’t be ‘singing when he’s winning’ is Gary ‘weren’t you famous once ?’ Barlow. When Gary was in Take That, it was clear he was different from the others…. Yep, he was fat, ugly, and couldn’t dance to save his life. Towards the end of their career he was beginning to look a lot like a washed up beach whale who’d been cruelly drugged up and dragged on stage to perform with a poor mans version of the Chippendales. His doll was the worst selling toy of the year in 1993, ( but last year the doll did re-appear as part of the Star Wars ‘Phantom Menace’ promotional drive, because, once all of the 50, 000 unsold Gary Barlow dolls had had their hair removed, bingo! there was the new ‘Jabba The Hut’ toy all ready to go ). Anyway, that was then, and this is now. These days Robbie is a multi millionaire pre madonna and ‘A list celebrity’, where as Gary is now, well, lets just say the words ‘Dorset’ and ‘Butlins’ (yes he's a Redcoat) and looks more like Pat Butcher in a pie shop than a true international pop super star ! |
 SOUL SENSATION ... Craig David isn’t quite the ‘King Sex Monkey Master’ he’s been bragging to everyone about.  BY GEORGE.... Is there anything old ‘piggy face’ Geri Haliwell won’t do for publicity these days?  BORED ...‘Cracking bit of fluff ' Jennifer Lopez tells us that her life with Puff Daddy is about as interesting as a ‘Coach Tour of every ’Bus Shelter in Hull’. |
 THEY'RE BACK...The Spice Girls have suddenly gone all ‘Rock N’ Roll’ on us, In a desperate attempt to flog us yet another album full of pre pubescent ‘weak as rats piss’ album.  OOPS...What was Britney thinking of? This has to go down as one of the biggest image disasters since Michael Jackson went for his ‘re-spray’ in 1991  HE'S HOT.. He’s sexy, he’s AWIGHT mate! Jamie Oliver, alias The Naked Chef, 'Wide Boy' has just secured a 2 album deal with Sony Records |
People who've been well and truely caught by the short and curlies..
