ISSUE 31 July 14th 2000
		P A R T Y I N T H E P A R K . . . P A R T 2 . . . And what an afternoon I had ! To be honest, the whole thing reeked of a Butlin’s talent contest, and most of the ‘talent’ I witnessed seemed to be more about ‘tits’ rather than ‘voices’, but sweet lord, Kylie Minogue has to take the award for most ‘out of it’ performance. She sang like a cat in a lawn mower and if that wasn’t bad enough, she then proceeded to sing out of time and wobble like a water rat on a tight rope during ‘Spinning Around.’ Sporty Spice wasn’t much better, especially as she has now ballooned so much that she looks like a ‘transsexual brick layer from Bolton’ (and sang like one too.) The only true highlight was ‘Steps’ who mimed every word to perfection, and good old Billie Piper, although I’ve got to say, she could of stolen the show had she done the, 'foaming at the mouth and collapsing act' The Full Story BEN