ISSUE 28 June 23rd 2000
		W I N S T O N . . . Can’t wait for the ‘explosive’ new Posh Spice book, It’s been written by her former body guard (though lets be honest, there ain’t much ‘body’ to guard these days!) It has sent the ‘singing Pepperami ' running to the hills, as it contains highly detailed accounts of her day to day life and what really goes on backstage at Spice Girl gigs..."I just hit the ‘play’ button, as soon as the girls walk on stage"... Well, I have a treat for you dear readers. You’ve stuck with me through ‘thick and thin’ (Becks and Posh) and the two of you need a mouth watering exclusive from the book, so that's exactly what I'm going to give you. Yep, last night I met a man in Portsmouth Harbor. He slipped something into my hand, and I went home with a huge bulge in my pocket. That has nothing to do with this extract from the book ‘At their Beck and Call ’ which was posted to me this morning, (but I thought I’d turn you on, as you’re probably as sad and lonely as I am ) So, are you ready for some ‘Posh Spice Dynamite’? Well, here it is, taken from the chapter ‘Posh has Dwight Yorke’s Love Child’ and it’s a very moving piece, as I’m sure you’ll both agree……. Let me set the scene....Posh is about to give birth to Dwight’s baby, she went into labour late last night, and Beckham has been with her throughout. He doesn’t suspect a thing, and still thinks it’s his! Dwight is in the car park, I can’t believe she’s going to go through with it ! surely Beckham will twig it ain’t his, as soon as Posh gives birth to a young healthy black baby with a 9 inch mambo cock! Christ, she’s giving birth even as I write.....Oh my lord, it’s got an afro! I will leave it there dear readers, and find out if the shit really does hit the fan, or will Posh get away with it ?.......To be continued. BEN