ISSUE 27 June 16th 2000
		M A N P O W E R . . . Looks as if ‘King Lesbo’ Mel C, ain’t from the land of ‘lesboz’ after all. No, this week her boyfriend, and singing ferret ‘J’ from Five, broke the story exclusively to me from his council flat in Swindon, that the two ‘mime artists’ are very much in love. J told me: "I can tell you, she stayed at my flat last night, and honestly, it wasn’t just a cheap publicity stunt. We’re both Northern and have a great sense of humour. I can talk to her about anything, I feel that Mel understands me and knows what really makes me tick! ( it wouldn’t be a blow job from the other ‘Four’ would it J?) We seem to share the same interests, we both like cross dressing, sometimes I borrow her Spice outfits and we pretend I am Baby Spice, she in turn dresses up as Bryan from Westlife, I can quite honestly say that there is never a dull moment when we are together! These stories of doing it in front of the camera, piss me off. Mel C is my girlfriend, this is not a PR stunt, although we are due to split as soon as our albums are released." Read between the lines. He’s gay, and she’s still a ‘Dick Van Dyke’. BEN